Oshiete ageru uso janai ai no koto
waracchau hodo chiisana koto ga
kininarunowa shizen na koto janai
jibun rashisa nante kimetsukete irukedo
kokora wa motto jiyu dayo
kokode kiitene atashiga utai tsuzukeru uta wo
konna fuuni furete irareru kagiri
shiawase ni naru koto dake wo tada shinji rareru youni
ronriteki ni sekai ga maruku naru
yume no misugi nante kodomo nante iwanaide
oshietai uso janai ai no koto
Spring/April
The commencement ceremony is over...
Afterwards...
I just want to sleep...
Kobayashi...
Just because it's spring...
...doesn't mean you should be slacking off.
Okay.
Got it.
Good.
Look how well they get along.
They're so alike after all.
Scratch, scratch...
Grin...
Cozy, cozy...
Episode 10: The Kyoto Field Trip Incident of Love and Hate!
And so on...
Golden Week eventually passes...
Watabe!
Thud, thud, thud...
Watabe!
Thud, thud, thud...
Please take a look at my self-confident work!
Watabe!
Huh?
Empty...
Watabe... Don't tell me this means that...
...their class was eliminated?!
Shock! ...their class was eliminated?!
Shock!
Gone to Kyoto on a field trip!
Kyoto
So, here we are! In Kyoto!
Kyoto
You sure are pumped, Kobayashi.
Maybe too much.
You think?
We've been waiting a long time for this field trip!
Trip Leader And I get to be trip leader!
I have a whole new attitude!
I was kind of blown away that everyone chose me.
That must mean I have great potential!
I'd better do a good job!
Is that how it went?
Kobayashi's a real flake and always late for everything...
...so we gave her the responsibility of being the trip leader.
Well, she does seemed psyched about the job.
Leave it to me!
I've got everything organized for our tour today!
I've arranged for us to go to all the famous places in Kyoto.
Like, for instance...
Kinkakuji!
Sanjusangendo!
Kiyomizu
The Kiyomizu Stage!
Kiyomizu
This is my first time in Kyoto, so I'm really excited about this!
I think her imagination is way off the mark.
Totally reckless, as usual.
Um...
I appreciate that Kobayashi's all excited about this and everything...
... but why am I being dragged around on your field trip?
Why not, Sensei?
You wouldn't want anything to happen to your precious students.
But...
There's warm sake...
Fruit and sweet bean dessert...
Sweet rice treats...
Reaction, reaction, reaction...
Sweet tofu soup...
Noodles...
Green tea sundaes!
Um, Kitagawa?
It's just too bad.
I was so looking forward to treating you to all those things.
But if you're not going to come with us...
Oh...
No! I never said I didn't want to come!
Perfect manipulation.
- Kitagawa, you've got it wrong! - She sure is a child, isn't she?
Kitagawa!
Okay! Now that Mika-Sensei's regained her composure!
Come on, Okitsu High, Class 2A, Kobayashi team!
It's time to head out on our Kyoto adventure!
Yeah!
Check it out, Tominaga.
How's my take on the uniform?
Don't talk to me.
Kitagawa? What about my fruit desert?
Yes, yes...
Meanwhile...
About the same time...
Grumble, grumble...
Hey, honey...
I wonder how Mika's making out?
She could be having trouble with the language barrier.
She hasn't gone overseas, you know.
What if she's suffering from jetlag?
I said she hasn't gone overseas.
There!
Hey, honey...
Is Kyoto this way?
A ladder's not going to help you see it!
But...
Kyoto...
Kobayashi's recommended Kyoto tour! First stop!
The setting for a famous samurai story!
Honnoji!
Honnoji
So this is the famous Honnoji.
The temple where Mitsuhide Akechi betrayed and attacked...
... Nobunaga Oda during the warring states period.
Where the saying, "The enemy is at Honnoji" comes from.
Oh, yeah?
Honnoji, huh?
Then...
Curse you, Mitsuhide! You betrayed me!
Suetake Nobunaga Curse you, Mitsuhide! You betrayed me!
Lord Suetake.
Kudo Ranmaru
I regret to say that we have lost this battle.
Kudo Ranmaru Mitsuhide had the upper hand.
I cannot try to hide from this any longer.
Kudo. You must escape now.
I doubt that even Mitsuhide would take your life.
The only lord I will ever serve is you, Lord Suetake.
I am prepared to die by your side.
Kudo...
Lord Suetake...
Wow! Honnoji!
Where a man's desire for another can be ignited and burn strong!
It's more like "Bonnoji" for him. (Bonno = Desire)
Kudo's always Kudo wherever he may be.
Next on our list!
Ninnaji! Next on our list!
Ninnaji!
Actually, I don't really know much about this place.
Agree
Come on, Kobayashi! You can do better than that!
Tsurezuregusa
It's mentioned in Tsurezuregusa.
"The monk of Ninnaji...
... had never been to Ishishimizu until he was aged..."
And, and...
...you'll notice that the sentence is written in past tense...
We shouldn't have brought her along.
Now, now...
And next...!
Nijo Castle
Nijo Castle!
Is something the matter? Blah, blah, blah, blah?
Yes, I want to go to the station.
But, I got lost. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Then, take this way. ... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Then, take this way. Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Impressed Tominaga sure is impressive.
The rest of us wouldn't have a clue.
Sensei...
You mean, me?
This is our teacher. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's a funny joke! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
Watabe! Watabe!
Thud, thud, thud...
Watabe!
Thud, thud, thud... I've drawn some manga to try and cheer you up!
One look at this, and you'll forget that your class was eliminated!
Huh?
Empty...
It's empty.
Empty...
Oh, yeah!
If their class was closed down...
...then Watabe and the others wouldn't be in the classroom!
I guess I screwed up again!
Gone to Kyoto on a field trip
Huh?
Gone to Kyoto on a field trip
Kyoto?
Kyoto Palace
As for Mika-Sensei and her students...
And now, for the long-awaited main event!
Ta-da! Time to explore the one and only Kinkakuji!
Kinkakuji!
That means it's made of gold!
Kinkakuji! That means it's a temple!
It's a veritable El Dorado!
A modern day gold rush!
I think she's mistaking it for something else.
In a fundamental way.
What are you waiting for? Let's go! Kinkakuji!
Kinkakuji
This isn't how I pictured it!
That doesn't surprise me.
It sure is gorgeous.
It's a tourist favorite, but still pretty impressive.
No matter how beautiful you may look...
... it's child's play in comparison with "Seki the Beauty"!
S-Seki?
I'm a worthy match for this opponent!
I offer a challenge to see which is more beautiful!
30 minutes
1 hour
Feeling down...
What's his problem?
Feeling down...
He says he couldn't compete with its historical appeal.
Feeling down...
And now, yet another main event!
Sanjusangendo - the "Hall of 33 Doors"!
Sanjusangendo
This isn't how I pictured it!
What did you imagine?
I let my guard down before, but I won't lose this one!
I'll compete against the statue in the Sanjusangendo!
After 30 minutes
After 1 hour
Feeling down...
What now?
Feeling down...
Says he was seduced by the competition.
Feeling down...
Total defeat.
Pat...
Iincho...
Cough...
And now...!
Kiyomizu The Kiyomizu Stage!
The Kiyomizu Stage
This isn't how I pictured it!
At least it's better than some community hall.
I suppose we can expect Seki to show up any second now.
He seems determined to win a beauty contest here.
So, where is he...?
Huh?
We've got trouble, Sensei!
Huh?
What?! Iincho and Seki have disappeared?!
I've looked everywhere but I can't find them!
Seki is one thing...
... but I can't believe Iincho would take off like that.
Sounds like a missing persons case.
What's with the get up, Kobayashi?
There's never any doubt to Sherlock Kobayashi's theories.
Those two have run off together.
Run away together!
Run off together?!
Police Department
Seki and Iincho Disappearance Incident Investigation HQ
Come on, Boss!
Are you saying that they didn't run away together?!
That's right.
There was no indication that they'd run away.
It's all too sudden.
Seki's height and weight are the same as that of Koro-Chan.
That's something, anyway.
But that has absolutely no relevance to the case.
I know you're really getting into this, but...
... I was just wondering about the field trip?
The human heart...
... is not something one can read.
They definitely ran off.
I'll stake my reputation as a detective on it.
She may be some kind of big shot detective...
... but how dare she take that attitude!
Go over this investigation from the beginning!
Soccer, Boys, Manga!
I want you to split up and scout around the town!
Yes, sir!
Sharp Tongue, Glamour, check old files...
...and sniff around the transport authorities.
We're making this a nationwide search!
Yes, sir!
Huh? What?
I've been a cop for 30 years.
I never thought I'd hit a brick wall like this.
Um, what about the field trip?
Mika-Sensei...
Yes?
You'll lose if you get too petty.
Yes, sir.
- Congratulations! - Good try!
Boss!
I've found people who say they've spotted Seki!
What?!
I'm sure it's him.
They claim they saw a boy strutting around in a skirt...
...on a street in the clothing district.
No doubt it's Seki!
Was he seen alone?
Yes.
Nothing yet on Iincho.
Which makes it much less likely that they ran away together.
No.
That fact that he was spotted in the clothing district is clear proof.
They intend to marry.
No!
Hello? Investigations HQ here.
What?!
Seki together with Iincho?!
Is this the way you wanted it?
Yes.
Thank you, Seki.
Seki! Iincho!
Well, what business do you want with us, my dear detectives?
I'm totally shocked.
I never would have taken Seki for your type of man, Iincho.
What do you mean?
Don't bother playing dumb.
You cannot hide anything...
...from a great detective, Sherlock Kobayashi!
Including the fact that you ran away together.
You make me laugh, Detective.
What?
Costume Rental Get free Koro-Chan glitter sticker! I was only interested in this deal...
Costume Rental Get free Koro-Chan glitter sticker! ...where, if you rent a lady's ceremonial kimono...
...you can get a Koro-Chan glitter sticker for free!
Koro-Chan ...you can get a Koro-Chan glitter sticker for free!
Koro-Chan
I only asked Seki to rent the outfit for me.
Now you know.
Iincho wanted her glitter sticker.
And I wanted to wear a lady's ceremonial kimono.
That's all it was.
Go ahead and arrest me, Detective.
Seki, how could you...
Take him in.
Yes, sir.
Iincho...
We're splitting the rental fee, right?
No. I want you to pay the whole amount.
Oh, as I thought.
That's another one for the record.
Vinegared Seaweed
Hah...
Um, I don't know what's going on with the field trip...
...and Kobayashi's theory about the case was totally wrong.
In fact I don't know what crime was committed.
Hello?
Uh, anybody listening?
You guys, um...
And at night...
I was wondering...
Rumble, rumble...
How about we go over to the girls' room...
Rumble, rumble... Boys' Room How about we go over to the girls' room...
Rumble, rumble... Boys' Room ...after we finish with our baths?
All right.
There's nothing like crashing in on the girls on a field trip.
Standard There's nothing like crashing in on the girls on a field trip.
N-No, Suetake!
I mean, you don't want to go to the girls' room!
Boys should stick with boys and stay in their room.
What's your problem, Kudo?
You're so hardheaded about stuff like that!
What? What did you say?
You're being hardheaded.
H-He's...
...flattering me!
And in the girls' room...
We're not going to tell you to keep away, but...
Grin, grin...
...we're tired tonight and we'd rather go to sleep right away.
We need our beauty rest.
Oh, come on! Come on!
Let's at least have a token pillow fight!
Stop it. I don't want it getting dusty.
Then, how about a futon toss?
That's even worse!
Then what are we supposed to toss?
Now, how about I show you a little magic trick?
One, two, three!
Whoa!
Huh? Kitagawa?
I was with Matsumoto-Sensei until just a couple seconds ago.
It's the magic of love!
What?!
What is this?!
What's the trick here?
I try not to pry too much into the things Kitagawa does.
Watabe! Watabe!
There you are!
N-Nakayama!
Nakayama! Why are you here?
Your class has been eliminated, and you're in a place like this?
Sit down
But nothing to worry about now!
Look!
I drew some manga to express my sympathy and encouragement!
K-Kitagawa?
Is this one of your magic tricks?
I don't think so.
Go ahead and take a look, Watabe!
I'm so excited, Mika-Sensei.
You and I are going to stay together all night.
Oh, let go of me, Kitagawa!
Hey, Tominaga. Can I toss this vase?
Don't toss it!
What do you think?
It's terrible!
Where is everyone?!
Why didn't anyone wake me up?!
Kitagawa!
Come on, Kitagawa.
We could've woken her up, you know.
No, no. This is fine.
Mika-Sensei's in a panic because she slept in...
So adorable.
I've got to hurry! I've got to hurry!
I hate school field trips!
End of Episode 10
DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP THE MUSIC
kooru asufaruto kyuu na saka
iki mo tsukazu omoikiri kakeagaru
marude imanimo kuzure ochisouna LONELINESS
furare kibun nara ROCK'N ROLL
heddofon no VOLUME wo agete
yorete ikarete kata de kaze kitte M IDNIGHT
nan-nimo iranaine
yoru wa shitataka dane
namida mo uso mo detekite yashinai
DON'T STOP. DON'T' STOP THE MUSIC
iki na namba kikasete motto
takaga ROCK'N ROLL (ROCK'N ROLL)
Saredo ROCK'N ROLL (ROCK'N ROLL)
Tsa tsa tsa tsaira rizumu ni awasete bakageta koi wo warauno
hisomu youni hohoendara
watashi wa dainamaito
Next time - Episode 11: Sunshine after Rain, Partially Student Teacher